Pretty sure procrastinating things - all things, indiscriminately - is my superpower.

SO. In honor of said self-proclaimed (slighly useless) super power, I have taken on the task of answering the questions set forth by ~HairyGoggles in this question meme... thing.

Onward!

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Question the First: Sword or Axe to smite thy foes?
Uhh, sword. Preferrably flaming, if only for added presentation points.

Second Question: What is your lucky number?
Whichever number decides it's going to be kind to me. Uuuuuusually 3 tends to be my luckiest, though.

Item of Questioning #3: If you were born on Cybertron, would you have been raised an Autobot or Decepticon?
Autobot, probably. Although my family is full of surprisingly/sneakily evil people...

Questions go Fourth: Soft cheese or hard cheese?
I'm assuming block cheese is hard cheese and something like cream cheese would be a soft cheese? Hard. Because it's easier to snack on.

Fiiiiiiive Quesitoniiiiiiings: Where does your family's heritage originate?
Irish, Scottish, Welsh, dominately. I think maybe some German, too.

Section to answer 6: Red or Blue? No other choice of colour.
Red.

Lucky Question Seven: Do you believe in luck?
Of course I do. About 75% of my programming assignments are completed with pure luck.

8: Army, Navy or Air Force?
Air Force, ftw.

Question #9: Skeleton Ninjas or Zombified Pirates?
Can I watch them fight each other in an epic battle to the "death"? Or to whatever equivalent there would be for undead creatures?

Final Question of this Interrogatory Process (aka Q10): If you could choose a nationality, what would it be?
Haha, can I be Cybertronian? That counts, right?

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And here are my questions for whoever so desires to answer them:

1. Favorite TV show of all time?
2. Mac or PC?
3. Congratulations! You're the first to make contact with an alien race. What's the #1 thing they should know about the human race?
4. You and your buddy are out hiking when you start to get chased by a pack of hungry velociraptors. What happens?
5. You find a genie, and it grants you one wish (with the stipulation that wishing for more wishes results in you being instantly teleported, alone, into limbo with nothing to do and the sound of this grating on your eardrums for all eternity). What do you wish for?
6. Guess what? You just lost the game.
7. What are you eating? If you're not eating, what would you like to be eating?
8. Pick a fandom, pick your least favorite character, make them suffer. And go.
9. It's you vs the zombie hoarde. What is your one weapon of choice?
10. Cake or pie?